This just in: Dumbledore officially dead

I don't make it very clear but on the Chamber of Secrets Forums there had been high speculation as to the mortality of Dumbledore. Chamber of Secrets is basically the forum for Harry Potter discussion and fandom. Now granted they are basically PHDs in Potter-ology they aren't the fucking brightest bunch in the group. In fact I daresay that most of them, 98% are fucking morons who are the epitome of nerds and can only focus on only aspects of Harry Potter and theories with little social skills in anything else.

There are only a few people who are actually smart and fewer still who can post on subjects other than HP, which greatly saddens me because I'm imagining these are the people who love Harry Potter, people whom JKR was so fucking praised for turning on an entire youth generation to reading. And yet most of these people are about as smart as a dog who just learned how to play dead. Give them Harry Potter and sure they're experts, but try to call them out on their blatent stupidity on some aspects of even that and they just fucking crumble.

But why post this entry at all? Well to feast your eyes on this: Is Dumbledore Dead or Alive? v.10 . 10 versions of this shit. 10 versions of fan logic and stupidity that just boggles the mind and just general tradtional wriiting guidelines. Me I haven't even read one, but you have to fucking imagine, each version of the thread is about 1000-1500 posts.

Well it only took 13,000 posts, but we finally know the truth.